To Whom It May Concern
[1] Dear NY Taxi Cab Drivers, thanks for going on strike during Fashion Week. My 11pm ride on the 6 Train has scarred me for life. I am somewhat ashamed that I pretended to be asleep when the beggar came through the subway car asking for “anything…even a quarter.”
[1a] Dear Philly Taxi Cab Drivers, thank YOU for not going on strike until I left.
[2] Dear Douchebag in front of me on flight 1913, thanks for reclining your seat as far as you could so that I had the best view of your male pattern baldness, couldn’t reach my drink, or open my laptop. Charming.
[3] Dear Miami, please make every one of your residents re-take Driver’s Ed. I’m particularly concerned about their ability to “merge.”
[4] Dear Hampton Inn Manhattan. I love you. Thanks for the USA Today AND the Wall Street Journal. And Breakfast. I want to take you out behind a middle school and get you pregnant*.
[5] Dear Devil Toddler, aside from being the most unpleasant two year old I’ve ever met, I want to thank you for going after my glass of red wine, and flinging most of my delicious, delicious nectar on your grandmother during our flight. She was amused, I am not. You owe me $5.00.
*30 Rock reference
It looks like I’ll be adding Washington DC to that list of places I’ll be visiting this month too!
Dia,
Hope the douchbag, Miami residents and the Devil Toddler don’t stumble on your posts – or maybe I do
Isn’t life on the road (or in the air) grand?
I love your adventures.
Happy travelling.
You have the most awesome adventures. None of this would have happened if you stayed home.
Oh, well, you’ll have nothing to worry about in D.C. Everybody’s polite as poo in our nation’s capital!
lol @ 2, 3 & 5…i hate kids!
btw: i want to travel too. i don’t know what you do for a living, but i want your job. what is it and how can i do it?