Things That Sound Lascivious, But Aren’t
1. We got 6-8 more inches last night. Of snow, you pervs! I basically just gave up and went into the office an hour late in jeans and a sweatshirt.
2. I pulled a muscle in my thigh/groin. Unfortunately, not via any activity that would make such pain worth it.
3. I’m going to the home of someone I don’t know for dinner and wine. I know yall know me enough to know that it’s the “wine” part that tipped the scales.
