{"id":122,"date":"2006-08-10T13:41:54","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T18:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funchilde.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2006-08-10T13:41:54","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T18:41:54","slug":"roast-beast-or-not-a-vegetarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Roast Beast (or Not a Vegetarian)"},"content":{"rendered":"<style>\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }\n.flickr-yourcomment { }\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }\n<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/42088597@N00\/211898081\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"flickr-photo\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/72\/211898081_f9c570ed6b.jpg\" \/><\/a>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Cooking class last week was hilarious. It must have been the <a href=\"http:\/\/i27.photobucket.com\/albums\/c197\/Funchilde\/DSCN0780.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">wine<\/a>. I was making a main dish when\u00c2\u00a0one of the guys\u00c2\u00a0in the class offered to help me out. I knew I was in trouble when he asked if the eggs had to be cracked before he put them in the food processor. Um, yeah. But I gave him points for trying. I will not however, eat whatever he&#8217;s cooking. I made the <a href=\"http:\/\/i27.photobucket.com\/albums\/c197\/Funchilde\/DSCN0783.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">meatloaf<\/a> but my favorite dish was the <a href=\"http:\/\/i27.photobucket.com\/albums\/c197\/Funchilde\/DSCN0762.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">white gazpacho<\/a> or maybe it was the grilled london broil (above) or maybe it was the &#8230;.hell, it was all good.<\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another saucy shot of me in my <a href=\"http:\/\/i27.photobucket.com\/albums\/c197\/Funchilde\/DSCN0765.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">apron and favorite UVA t-shirt<\/a> (since the last strip-tease-esque shot got so much feedback). I finally received my graduation certificate, cookbook and CAP apron. Now I just need to get my bartending certificate, buy a little palapa roof beach bar on a tourist island where the locals wear as little as possible and the sunsets are magic, and I will have accomplished my goal! Anyone want to invest in this <strike>pipe dream<\/strike> guaranteed money-maker?<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all have a great weekend. I&#8217;m off to Atlanta (for the 3rd time this summer) for work (and play) so stay cool and don&#8217;t do anything that I wouldn&#8217;t do (twice).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 Cooking class last week was hilarious. It must have been the wine. I was making a main dish when\u00c2\u00a0one of the guys\u00c2\u00a0in the class offered to help me out. I knew I was in trouble when he asked if the eggs had to be cracked before he put them in the food processor. Um, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/?p=122\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Roast Beast (or Not a Vegetarian)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifelovelaughs","category-pie-hole-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}