{"id":133,"date":"2006-10-05T19:48:27","date_gmt":"2006-10-06T00:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funchilde.com\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2006-10-05T19:48:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-06T00:48:27","slug":"73-stories-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Atlanta, GA: 73 Stories*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><style>\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }<br \/>\n.flickr-yourcomment { }<br \/>\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }<br \/>\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }<br \/>\n<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/zen\/21445351\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"flickr-photo\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/17\/21445351_255ecbb2c9.jpg\" \/><\/a>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*73 stories up = the view from the Sun Dial restaurant at the Atlanta Westin.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The weekend in numbers:<\/p>\n<p>Voicemails still unchecked: 23<br \/>\nText messages received over 4 days: 52<br \/>\nBar Tab at the Sun Dial for 5: $307<br \/>\nVIP Invites to Black Enterprise Magazine Party: 1<br \/>\nHow many people I got into the BE Party: 5<\/p>\n<p>The weekend in quotes:<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nF: Where are we going again?<br \/>\nLBoogie: The Leopard Lounge&#8230;<br \/>\nF: No good can come of this.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nS: We ended up at a place called the Twisted Taco<br \/>\nF: This has been the best worst weekend ever<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nCabbie #1: That&#8217;s not a man (pointing out a male transvestite prostitute)<br \/>\nFunchilde: I wonder how much that costs&#8230;<br \/>\nStella: Well, prostitutes are the best known bargainers and negotiators in the world<br \/>\nFunchilde: Really? How do you know that?<br \/>\nStella: I watch HBO<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nFunchilde: Is that a tv\/dvd player in the front seat of the cab?<br \/>\nStella: yes, and he&#8217;s showing nigerian evangelical christian music videos<br \/>\n*stella proceeds to sing along<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nCabbie #2: I went to the best school in the world&#8230;<br \/>\nCabbie #2: Prairie View, Class of &#8217;79<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nStella: Do I look like a flight attendant in this suit?<br \/>\nFunchilde: Every time I look at you I want to check the stock price for American Airlines<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nFunchilde looks puzzled as Stella puts on GINORMOUS bracelet<br \/>\nStella: What? This is FASHION!<br \/>\nFunchilde: Wonder Woman called, she wants her bracelet back.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Siddiq: I just need to make&#8230;like&#8230;$180,000<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 *73 stories up = the view from the Sun Dial restaurant at the Atlanta Westin. The weekend in numbers: Voicemails still unchecked: 23 Text messages received over 4 days: 52 Bar Tab at the Sun Dial for 5: $307 VIP Invites to Black Enterprise Magazine Party: 1 How many people I got into the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/?p=133\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Atlanta, GA: 73 Stories*<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-friends","category-funchilde-isms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.funchilde.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}